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Brandi Throckmorton-Furbuster, 3rd Earlette of Deem

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Vint Bletchley, the "number eighteen" man at his company
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Borglamon Mellville III is the great great great great grandson of famous New England poet Kit Mellville."Like everything its
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Legitimate businessman Berf "Bug Boy" Dormowisztz
All of Berf "Bug Boy" Dormowisztzs' four earlier wives died in mysterious circumstances.

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"I don't make any money
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Tiffany Livery, housewife
If Tiffany Livery had a dime for every sack lunch she's made in her life she could buy a new exercise bike.

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Formy Anderson Fez, recent e-commerce executive

"Wait a second, wasn't
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Edlelle Dwewenwee, Fortune 500 human resources director
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Billhamienie vonKliegelsdorf chooses to walk among the common people, working as a receptionist at an ad agency, all the while concealing her lofty birthright."I just knew one day
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Billhamienie vonKliegelsdorf has a rash on her thigh

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Mark Kamura Pike, master-programmer on the
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Mark Kamura Pike uses mirrors to sunbathe in the basement of his parents' home.

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Debbie Kerdun, assistant professor at a major university

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Bill Simptom, vice president of meetings at Bektronics
Bill Simptom addresses global issues through a cardboard paper towel tube.

The above stuff is lauditory text force fed through paid low-grade celebrity spokespeople. But real (and unreal) users, just like you, have important things to say about the SalaryDoubler experience. For edited and carefully selected "user feedback" see our "user feedback" page. Or should I say "click here".

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