JEFF GETS MUNCHIES AND EATS OREOS 
STARTS EATING A LOT OF THEM 
GOES TO STORE AND BUYS LOTS OF OREOS 
AND STUFFS THEM IN HIS OWN MOUTH 
MANY TIMES REPEATEDLY 
SUDDENLY HE TURNS INTO A BIG OREO 
HIMSELF 
 
HE REALIZES THAT HE IS A NUDE OREO 
AND RUSHES TO CLOTHE HIMSELF 
MEANWHILE A COP SEES HIM 
AND SHOOTS AT HIM 
BUT THE BULLET ONLY GRAZES HIM 
AND STARTS HIM SPINNING 
AND HE BEGINS TO FLY 
AND HE FLIES AROUND AS PEOPLE POINT 
AND HE LANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOOTBALL FIELD 
AND CATCHES THE BALL 
AND RUNS TO TOUCHDOWN 
THIS TOUCHDOWN WINS THE GAME 
BUT JEFF CONTINUES RUNNING 
GOES TO THE HOME OF PROFESSOR KNOWLEDGE 
WHO COUNSELS HIM 
AND EVENTUALLY PUTS HIM IN A MILK BATH 
WHERE THE COOKIE CRUMBLES AWAY 
AND JEFF IS BACK TO NORMAL 
AND HE PROMISES TO DO HIS HOMEWORK FROM NOW ON